some people are mean for no reason and it’s gross
when you got your ass beat in smash brothers
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
Just in case no one told you today:
- Good morning
- You’re beautiful
- I love you
- Nice butt
Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???
Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.
Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”
we use names
I have literally been waiting for this gifset for all time
i use the word fuck so excessively i sometimes forget it’s a swear word
smell the goddamn flower you piece of shit baby chicken
Jaime likes pie now.
FUCK YEAH, PIE!